A short post I wrote for Viewx:
So, to start off my career as a contributor to ViewX, let me do a short review of Rage Against the Machine, and one of it’s typical songs.
Beginning: QUITITNOW!!!
Midddle: bow-chick-a-wow-wow
End: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Moving swiftly on from that tangent (I’m a master of those)….
WII SUCKS
Seriously, it tries to be novel and replace button-mashing with stick waggling, making everyone look like Boris Johnson flailing his arms around like a wacky-wavy-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man. It has awful, awful, awful graphics, and even worse games. Seriously, have you people ever played Red Steel? And have the devs ever heard of aiming?
Let’s face it, wii sucks.
End of. Watch this video if you don’t believe me, and bask in Yahtzee’s hate of consoles.
Existentialist Gamer 